Sunday, August 19, 2007

Political Gallivanting of the Semi-Naked Kind

Kevin Rudd, Mr 'Kevin07' himself, has just admitted to getting absolutely trashed and visiting a strip club whilst in the U.S.

Wait a minute, you say.

Kevin Rudd? In a strip club?

Imagine, for a moment, Kevin Rudd in a strip club. The bespectacled, square-faced, mild-mannered, mousy Opposition Leader swaying drunkenly in a seedy dive groping, at half-naked girls.

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.

Now imagine, for a moment, little Johnny Howard tucking a little green note into a dancer's G-string.

Who else feels like vomiting?

2 comments:

Kristine said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I have no more to add. I'm going to get some listerine.

Rosanna said...

He's so cute with his pudgy little belly

(hurls)