An ode to Victorian legislation everywhere!!!
Domestic stapler
Has met unstapleable foe-
Transfer of Land Act.
Printing you destroys good trees
This is ironic.
The Sale of Land Act
Is irrelevant to me-
I'll live in a tent.
New laser printer
Sounds like a TARDIS humming
(No sexy doctor.)
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Studying at night,
While all the world's asleepin',
My screams: internal.
Focusing on worms,
Digestive systems and hearts,
But I dream of boy.
Bargh argh goar yowl fragh
gralorarrghhhhhhmeeerriieieeeeefaaaashaaa
Whoooarghbargharghargh
I'm really digging:
Bargh argh goar yowl fragh
gralorarrghhhhhhmeeerriieieeeeefaaaashaaa
Whoooarghbargharghargh
It's glorious!
Maybe I should try...
Big sign on curtain
Yelling STUDY and ADD OIL
Yet llama moves not.
Carbon Emissions
The Tragedy of Commons
What? Not. good. Oh fuck.
ps. forgot to say I love how dorky you are!!!!!!!!!!
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