Picture this: you're walking along on a happy sunny day, and out of the blue, a cricket ball hits you on the head.
The normal reaction would be to swear. Maybe get an ice pack.
Of course, you could also sue. Dragging it through three courts and setting a very irritating legal precedent for generations of law students to come.
All because some dude hit a six in a cricket game.
I hate Torts.
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mmmmm cricket balls... i much prefer it when they set a legal precedent on the issue of underpants causing irritation and sensitivity. haha, itchy schlong! oh good lord...i can't wait for holidays....
Picture this: You take a mouthful of icecream only to discover that it is covered in human fecal matter. Which raises the question:
WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO CONFUSE POO WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE?
Natural selection peoples, natural selection.
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