SWOTVAC LIMERICKS!!!

AN ODE TO INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!

(It's 2:30 a.m...am feeling the panic starting to build...)


There once was a laptop computer,
Who wanted a fine-lookin' suitor-
And one day she fell
For a slim notebook Dell,
Who had to run Norton to root her.


There once was a hot water bottle,
Whose rubber was starting to mottle
So he found a car dealer
And bought a four-wheeler
And raced off while pumping the throttle.


There once was a pair of pyjamas
Who flew off straight to the Bahamas.
She met on the plane
A singlet from Spain
Who said to her, "Como te llamas?"


(In case you couldn't tell, I'm sitting at the computer hugging a hot water bottle in my pyjamas trying not to think about my Spanish exam.)

love to y'all.

xox

SWOTVAC HAIKU!

I think the multiple coffees I had at work have KICKED IN!!!

An ode to Victorian legislation everywhere!!!

Domestic stapler
Has met unstapleable foe-
Transfer of Land Act.

Forestry Rights Act!
Printing you destroys good trees
This is ironic.

The Sale of Land Act
Is irrelevant to me-
I'll live in a tent.

New laser printer
Sounds like a TARDIS humming
(No sexy doctor.)